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Spam email amuses me. The subject lines certainly get my attention. For a nanosecond. Sort of like the way "fuck" written in Sharpie pen on the restroom stall does. Who opens this stuff? I am certain that spammers do not have someone like me in mind when they are creating subject titles. The majority of these fine bits of prose relate to penis enlargement, so I'd have to wager a guess that men are the target audience.

I want that job. It would be fun and challenging! Thinking up short, stupid phrases to entice libidinous, easily persuadable or otherwise bored numskulls to click onto my link and purchase whatever bogus crap I have waiting there. Better yet, I'd like a way to respond to these messages. For no other reason than to amuse myself. I seem to do a lot of that lately!

Let's see what my spam folder has for me today ...

Married blonde looks for dick ....
I just saw him recently on New Year's Rockin' Eve. He's alive and well, sort of.

Wife strips and looks for dates ...
Now, see ... I do it the other way around. I find the dates, usually in the produce section. THEN I strip.
If you walk in naked they call the cops right away and you can forget about the dates. And who wants that? Really.

Fuckbook for Casual Encounters ...

Would be a nice addition to my library, standing along side of Cookbook for Casual Dinners.

Enhance your organ ...
Like Liberace did? With candelabras and glitter? Oh wait, that was a piano. Never mind.

MILF spreads legs for dates ...
Geez, imagine what she'll do for kumquats.

Want sum hung long for you? ...
Uhhhh .... yes, to go, with a side of pork fried rice and steamed dumplings.

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I have two words for that one ... BITE ME!

Now go ahead and have yourself a spam-free day :)