One of my more popular posts "Camel Toe As A Fashion Statement..." had some of my adoring fans busting my stones for being someone who never wears underwear. This can't be further from the truth.

(click link for redirection if reading the Camel Toe post interests you, as it should)

http://honeydewbranchweed.blogspot.com/2012_03_01_archive.html

I do wear panties. I own quite a number of panties. Here is proof of that:

It's just that my dog enjoys them more than I do.

But what I don't enjoy at all is saying the word "panties". I feel both childish and motherly when I say the word "panties". Go ahead. Try saying "panties" without feeling the need to lick a lollipop or to offer a clean pair. Hearing it gives me the heebie-jeebies, too.  When my husband utters the word during sex, my toes curl for all the wrong reasons. "Underpants" sounds old and ugly, though. "Underwear" sounds too practical, not sexy. So what can he say?  My friend has a similar problem with the word "moist." Suffice to say, if he and I were to ever have sex,  mention of "moist panties" would be a definite mood-killer.

As you sit there in your skivvies, I must ask you ... what word do you hate to say?