My Best Boy

Separation is tough. The most difficult moments inevitably involve my stressing over how my children are handling it. There are two homes now. Split time and halved wardrobes. To them, this back and forth must feel like parallel parking using a manual clutch on a steep incline. And I was 21 when I mastered that skill, not 10. One thing I can say, they consistently make me proud. And make me laugh. And when those two things happen simultaneously, the voice inside whispers "it's going to be okay."

Him: Are you going to dad's house today? 

Me: It's not just dad's house. It's my house, too. 

Him: (laughing) I know. That was a test. 

Me: (laughing) Did I pass?

Him: Yes. 

Dick or Treat ? An easy call.

The dog sits comfortably next to me, occasionally peering up with eyes that offer reassurance and unspoken loyalty. He calls her from downstairs, his voice shrill and commanding. She starts. Hears  "Come! Treat!" She scampers underneath the bed, hiding. :) Animal instinct. Don't fuck with it. :) 

And so it goes ...

Nonno is losing weight steadily, but his appetite hasn't waned. Nor have his habits changed.  He leaves delightful surprises at every turn.

For as many doctor appointments he's had, we've not yet confirmed the name for this condition. 

Crumbatosis? Dontgiveafuckanoia? I best consult with a Smashandgrabbacakeologist. 

I am having a particularly shitty day. But that's ok. There have been good moments recently. Even yesterday. I took Nonno to the eye doctor. He has trouble seeing, on top of everything else. His one eye has a cataract and the other one needs a corneal transplant, which they cannot do now since he is being treated for cancer. Anyway, he felt eye glasses could help. He spent $700 on a new pair and says they don't change anything. So he wanted to take them back. I agreed with him. Take them the fuck back. I was ready for a fight. So was he. The optometrist immediately dismissed us.

"There's nothing I can do. You have to see the opthamologist. He's only in on Wednesdays."

Ok, then, let's make an appointment for Wednesday. He also told us maybe there is an "adjustment" time needed. My FIL argued with him but since he is so hard to understand, he wasn't getting the feedback he expected. He was getting more and more frustrated. The man begrudgingly scheduled an appointment for next week and excused himself to the back to take a phone call. We left before he resurfaced.

Walking to the car, my FIL pulls something out of his jacket pocket and shows it to me ... a hinged designer glass case with the price tag hanging from the side.

"Heh, they cheat-a-me, I cheat-a-them."

I laughed, an accomplice to elderly theft. I said, "If the cops show up at my door, blame the drugs."

Then we went to the thrift shop. He wanted to buy some clothes and I figured if he left with three or four cashmere scarves that I wrapped around his neck, no one would question it. If that failed, we could blame the drugs.

My word for the week, (the year?) is Patience.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkwJ-g0iJ6w

I didn't know who won the S B until 60 minutes ago. Don't judge me.

My father-in-law came into my office this morning as I was entering business bullshit into the computer. He had that scrappy blue blanket draped over his head again. If the lights were dim I would swear I was being visited by the blessed virgin Mary. I asked him what he needed. He wanted me to check on the computer to find out how much longer he had to live. He was serious. "I wanna know. I wanna date." I was tempted to feverishly hit a bunch of random keys while staring intently at the screen, like they do in the movies when they're hacking into some sophisticated software in order to save the world, then triumphantly announce "Got it! February 29th!"

My therapist said I'm treading water. It feels more like quicksand.

Where's Gandalf when you need him?

My FIL is becoming more and more emotional. He cries a lot. I guess it seems like a lot because I am the one home with him the most. He's always been what is now called dramatic, which to me sounds theatrical and staged, needing attention. I would say he's always been more like … highly charged. Like the running of the bulls. An attention seeker, but in an unpredictable, illogical, intense way. He's not charged anymore. He is also weakening, becoming very thin. It is strange watching this happen. Watching someone change so quickly. This morning, he cried as he and I were eating breakfast. He said that he must have not been a good person all his life since God gave him cancer. He wondered out loud what he did wrong. As much as I wanted to, I did not respond. People think what they think in the grips of desperation without regard for logic. I told him that his situation is very hard because he knows his fate.  He is consumed by his disease. I may die tomorrow, I said, but I don't know that and don't think about it. I asked him again, is there anything that would make him feel better about the here and now? Seeing friends? He said friends only want to see you when you are well and good, not when you are sick. I again could not respond. I had no wisdom to impart. We ate in silence for a while. I thought about how my mom always says  "things have a way of working themselves out." Not something someone so hopeless wants to hear. It sort of falls into the category of "things could be worse" … to which I always think "yes, and they could be a lot better." Things working themselves out goes by another name … fate.  I don't think any words right now could be of much comfort to him.  He didn't see this coming. He feels defeated, knows how his story will end. No one can predict what tomorrow brings. I hold on to hope. The best stories have twists and turns and are filled with the unexpected, both good and ill. You cannot close the book when the story turns bad. "... even the very wise cannot see all ends." In hindsight, I should have used that moment to tell him he is loved. I hope not to miss the next opportunity. And if he again questions his fate, maybe next time I will tell him, keep reading. 

Friday Fix

There's a local farmer's market that I frequent. It is a Friday thing for me.  I don't shop there now since the weather has turned cold, but I still like to go there nontheless. Today I bought a vanilla chai latte with whipped cream on top from Silvia's coffee bean stand, the first vendor you hit as you enter from the back lot, and walked around. It makes me feel good...comforting. And I like the diversity of the place. It is like an international buffet but without the cafeteria trays, sneeze guards, sundae station and chocolate fountain. Karla sells Peruvian Spinach Pie and shrimp and mango ceviche. Georgina has the Mexican spot, and I eyed the pineapple salsa, but passed when I realized all that deep green stuff was cilantro. That and curry are vile, wicked flavors, spoke a little voice inside my head. Then there is Ali. As in Mohammad. He is Iranian and smiles often, flashing Chiclet-sized teeth that gleam like the top of a mosque at dawn.   His specialty is Middle Eastern fare, but his sign reads Mediterranean Cuisine, as to not invoke contempt or fear from the masses, I suppose. I had an interesting encounter with Ali once. After I shared that I was on a hunt for fresh saffron, he bade to to visit his "other" location, four miles down the road in a small strip shopping center where his neighbors included a check cashing place and a pawn shop. We arranged a set meeting time for the following day, which, oddly, was 15 minutes before the official opening time posted on the hours sign. It was a sunny, warm day with enough passersby to take away most of the uneasiness that I felt as he unlocked the door for me. He was in the throes of cooking an enormous vat of rice, there were four or five pots of softly bubbling shishkabob sauce on the massive stove top, and the aroma of it all hit me so hard it almost lifted me up as if on a magic carpet. He asked how much saffron I wanted, and really, I had no idea. "Enough to make a few portions of saffron rice, " I answered, and he laughed in such a way and with such a look in his eyes that we both knew this was going to be a profitable day for the Persian and his stash. I didn't care. I was so enthralled by the prospect of scoring genuine, elusive saffron … by the time he finished disappearing behind a exotically colorful curtain leading to a storage room, re-emerging with an old Jiffy jar filled with deep orange threads of herb, shaking two teaspoons of it into a small zip-lock baggie, bringing it to his face and deeply inhaling and encouraging me to do the same before sealing, then telling me it would cost close to $45.00,  I wasn't sure if I should cook with it or pinch it onto a Zig-Zag, roll it up and smoke it! It was the closest thing to illegal trafficking that I had ever encountered. Ali thanked me profusely and went back to business, cooking up a sandstorm, smiling as he did so. He has a passion for cooking and it shows. I left feeling excited and triumphant. I scored that day. Boy, did I score. The risk was well worth it. Most are.

On a sad note, the farmer's market is slated to close in the spring, after more than 30 years of business. The large, retail pharmacy next door wants to expand, and the building owner obviously sees dollar signs before long-standing community-based entrepreneurship. I signed a petition appealing to save the market. I watched others do the same. I have hope. And a shit load of rice and saffron. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRRLTxIxNtM