"I give my husband a BJ every day."
Number 10 - "Sweet. Nothing says I Love You quite like a daily blow job."
Number 9 - "As they say, a blow job a day makes the husband not stray."
Number 8 - "Imagine all the jealous body builders out there who spend lots of money on protein supplements!"
Number 7 - "That's one way to avoid carpel tunnel syndrome."
Number 6 - "I hope he doesn't expect birthday presents."
Number 5 -"Wow, you really suck. And I mean that in a good way."
Number 3 - "So that's why your lips are so well-toned!"
Number 2 - "You mention this to my husband, and I'll kill you."
And the number one response ...
"OK, so now I'm definitely NOT letting you taste my melon martini."
Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm...that's some funky spunk
ReplyDeleteWhy is it so important to men to "finish" the BJ, mouth in tact? Who actually enjoys that disgusting taste of sperm? How romantic is it when you have me gag and spit all over your body when it explodes in my mouth! You'd better tell me before it erupts so I can get out of the way of this exploding volcano!
ReplyDeleteI agree, something has to be done about the taste. Forget about ED pills ... I say we need to find some creative herbalist to concoct an inexpensive organic pill that changes the taste of spunk. Imagine ...
ReplyDeleteBanana flavored = Monkey Spunk.
Tutti Frutti flavored = Prism Gism.
Tastes like Wrigley's Spearmint = Gum Cum.
Just as long as you don't get a bad batch of pills and end up with
Shit Git.
Too funny! Men have really missed the mark on this one. Imagine all the BJ's they would get if they would invent YOUR idea!
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