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I do wear panties. I own quite a number of panties. Here is proof of that:
It's just that my dog enjoys them more than I do.
But what I don't enjoy at all is saying the word "panties". I feel both childish and motherly when I say the word "panties". Go ahead. Try saying "panties" without feeling the need to lick a lollipop or to offer a clean pair. Hearing it gives me the heebie-jeebies, too. When my husband utters the word during sex, my toes curl for all the wrong reasons. "Underpants" sounds old and ugly, though. "Underwear" sounds too practical, not sexy. So what can he say? My friend has a similar problem with the word "moist." Suffice to say, if he and I were to ever have sex, mention of "moist panties" would be a definite mood-killer.
As you sit there in your skivvies, I must ask you ... what word do you hate to say?
irregardless - not a word!
ReplyDeletepo-po - slang for police. where? in babyland?
no-you-ditn - shut up... you're showing your MTV.
"Bosoms." I hate the word "bosoms." I especially hate the word "bosoms" when it has an "s" on the end.
ReplyDeleteI, like you HDBW, also hate the word "panties." Just for the heck of it, I tried to say it out loud in conversation the other day and choked on the word. Bleck!
Zill - "Oh-no-you-ditn" ... I CAN'T STAND THAT either!! But love "you're showing your MTV" and will begin to use that one!
ReplyDeleteChristie - "Bosom" is indeed a strange word. Hard to say with a straight face, even. What a weird spelling, too. It should at least be spelled as ridiculously as it sounds ... "buzzum". Who uses this word, besides those over the age of 114? It should be eliminated altogether. My dog, thankfully, has yet to choke on "panties". Her gag reflex is clearly less sensitive than yours.
My 100 year old grandmother uses the word "bosom," so you were close HDBW. ;)
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