The other day, I started out of the house using a Spice Tonight canvas bag to tote around my MacBook. My husband reacts ... "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" I ask, what's the big deal? We debate for a moment, and I can tell as his composure becomes more tense there is no convincing him that my benign advertising of an adult sex toy/video emporium is okay. So. I turn the bag inside out, repack my shit and ask "Better?"
Fast forward to this morning. I see my OTHER Spice Tonight canvas tote (they must have had a sale that day) as it was left in the back seat of my car, stuffed with a beach towel, goggles, a damp bathing suit and other assorted necessities for an afternoon swimming at the Y. My tweenage daughter forgot to bring in the bag. She also forgot to turn it inside out!
That is really funny! Let's hope everyone at the pool is as clueless as I am and has no idea what "Spice Tonight" is. I thought it was a cooking show. ;)
ReplyDeleteIt could be a cooking show ... featuring only the choicest meat.
ReplyDeleteThat's a great story! Sounds like Dad's going to bust a vein in his head!
ReplyDeleteYes, Zill. And that's exactly why I have a running list of "things he's better off not knowing."
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